Award-winning, indefatigable web design/development studio specialising in representing music, media & fine goods on the internet since 1997.

Contact us

020 8144 7151

2001—(55 bulletins)

Relatives in high places

Relatives in high places

My cousin — the enigmatically named Bailey — and his band Hoggboy are all set to rock our worlds next year.

Winter poem


is what

it is not

—Ninja Tune Ninjaaaaaahhhh!!

Ninja Tune

Discover the new ninjatune.net science!

Locate and access Ninja Tune events, discuss, listen and view the wealth of content packaged inside a hyper multi thrusting jumbo-ized streamlined state of the art data tower.


Sketches in video feedback

Sketches in video feedback

i. fairly hectic

ii. much more chilled

macromedia director source and more available here

Thought no. 3

There are few more honest professions than prostitution.

—Duophonic flophonic super swan songs

duophonic super 45s

Love see (no) colour

Love see (no) colour




A big thank you and servus as I am [almost] off to Schnitzel land.

United Kleber Pictures

United Kleber Pictures

Recycled desks converted to a quatpod™. Very useful if you have to take a lot of pictures from the top.

This picture was taken during a fashion shot for the new Ninja Tune website (coming soon).

Organic Thoughts

Organic Thoughts



Our condolences to the friends & family of Rob Mitchell, co-founder of Warp Records, who passed away on Monday 8th October after a long battle with cancer.

The new Kleber offices...

The new Kleber offices...

Somewhere in soho.

Column of light

Column of light

Yesterday Kleber collected the OMA award for the best dance artist website.
Watch it in a high, medium or low quality (Windows Media player required).

It is pure light with a titanium plate floating in it.

Happy happy

Happy happy

Boy/girl will be part of the new sticker series "We Glu Soho".

—Warp Records Warp... only more so.

Kleber elves have been tweaking little bits of the Warp site to make it even more super.

Check the new & improved home page & news pages ... but only if pretty interfaces smoke your pole.

iotic goodies

iotic goodies

Screensavers, director source etc - iotic.com/downloads


prix ars phallus...

prix ars phallus...

..freshly imported to the uk. It is heavy and about 8 meters (24 foot) high.

leiwand (austrian speaking)

Stuporpor trooporpor!!!!

Stuporpor trooporpor!!!!

Kleber illustrations have been used for the latest Brain Donor album.

We are all happy to have a new desktop background again.

Hello Austria

Will has Kleber win won the Golden Nica at the Ars Electronica? - No. But we won an Award of distinction in the category Net Excellence. well done us.

A horse's friend is...

A horse's friend is...

compressed air

—The Modern Antiquarian Ancient history - the new rock'n'roll

Our latest contribution to the Head Heritage network is now with us... www.themodernantiquarian.com

—Kosheen show u nature

kleber goes fauna. lot's of nice but unfortunately not very alive [although happy] animals can be seen on the incredible fabulous site for a drum'n'bass (remember?) combo.

PC users

Have you upgraded to windows Really Good Edition?

A cheery thought part II

The concept of progress is a protective mechanism to shield us from the horrors of the future

I'll stop now

A cheery thought

Money saved is money gambled on the odds of living long enough to spend it

Bem-vindo folks!

We build websites. jesus or the big happy family of Kleber worldwide does everything else.


A horse's friend ...

could be a monkey

A horse's friend is...

A horse's friend is...

not a monkey

A horse's friend is...

A horse's friend is...


OMA is German for grandmother

Last september we received the devastating news that our Toploader site had won the 'Best Pop Artist website' award at the UK Online Music Awards.

We were gutted at the time because we had a good few nominations: Ninja, Julian cope, Leftfield & Kylie, all of which we're really proud of, and what won? Toploader. oh, super.

The organisers must have felt our pain because this year they're making it up to us. they invited us to build their oma_01 website.

It had to happen ...

Students from wisconsin have started sending us random pieces of angst

Subject: lemming
To: reception@kleber.net

Well, we all think philosophy is just fun and games. Semiotics, deconstruction, Lacanian post-Freudian psychoanalysis, it all seems like good, clean fun. But when the heart gets involved, all our painfully acquired metaphysical insights go right out the window, and we're reduced to battling it out like rutting chimpanzees. It's not pretty. If you're in a relationship, and differences over the fundamental principles of your respective subjectivities are making things difficult, maybe it's time to move on. Find someone new, someone who will accept you and the way your laughably limited human intelligence chooses to codify and rationalize the chaos of existence. After all, in the absence of a clear, unquestionable revelation from God, that's all we're all doing anyway. So remember: take care of yourselves.


Brain Donor's little website has had a facelift.
Not for the faint-hearted.

Swimming pool

Swimming pool

At night...

Umbria 2001
Holiday snap courtesy of me spa Josh

28 web-bumps and a bunny ...

28 web-bumps and a bunny ...

go out to our beloved missy c who was born on this day under the sign of cancer, some time ago


Power to the local

Power to the local

The head is out there causing havoc again...

On the CNN.

Is wireless networking the future?

Follow these links to see what the head is up to!


New man in the house

A very warm welcome to Mr. Dan London who is the master of everything we don't know.

—Stereolab The mono look of the lala code

Fresher than ever and more rock than easy. The new kleber designed Stereolab site is lalaling in cyberspace.

The Information Superhighway

To: reception@kleber.net
Subject: What is DJ.


My name is Kaleem Khawar Zawir and I am from Pakistan.I have read about "DJ" in local nwespaper.But I could not know the meaning of "DJ".Now I want to ask you about "DJ" because a great desire has been born in my heart since morning for the knowing of "DJ".Please tell me what is "DJ" and what is the function of "DJ".Kindly briefly explain the "DJ".

I will awaite your positive reply.

Your thankful,


A cone for a friend

A cone for a friend

...and the story continues. Dan is pictured here experimenting with the cone that sucks your mind.

My ears are burning ...

since Lloyd mentioned Otosan ear candles three posts ago, he and I have both become advocates of these peculiar aural doobies. Never underestimate the power of advertising.

Now why didn't I think of that?

the beeping wallet



Dan and myself were coming back to the office after a hearty lunch, discussing the nature of the universe and we came across a shop window on Essex Road...


Son et lumiere

Thinking of incorporating this 'information' into my 'homepage'.

Must get out more.

—L.A.M.F. Like a mofo

"Microsite crazy" here at Kleber at the moment.

Check out the microsite for new Ambient Metal supergroup L.A.M.F., which features various members of Brain Donor, Queen Elizabeth, Universal Panzies ...and one of us too.

—Moloko Manic Miner

we've just completed a silly microsite for moloko's new remix compilation, 'all back to the mine'.

It's a kind of magic

Hooray! My first php-form massacre is online. Might be as useful for some people as it is for me.

A quick Armitage

A quick Armitage

Someone in our building is mistakenly using our favourite urinal as a bin.

In response to these acts of wanton terrorism, we have started a campaign of big, heavy signs.

MTV whatever...

...but this is funny

Oh yeah and big up newport massiveness

superkleber 0.8b

superkleber 0.8b

Font: superkleber
a-z,0-9 = 8 squares each on 4x4 grid [modified kleber logo]

Not yet optimized for usage.

New entry

For those who believe in mumbo jumbo, nice birth chart site here

He opens locks

He opens locks

He can do anything, see this site dedicated to the man, Florian Koch.

Double Figure

Get hypnotised at the new Plaid microsite.

Dutch Madcap

Dutch Madcap

My bro just passed this little gem onto me - www.nobodyhere.com/justme/


London is burning

London is burning

The horizon was in flames (21/5/01) when City University (london town) caught fire. The photo below was taken from the Kleber bunker.


Check out my lovely flocking shockwave things here [in development]